It all started back with the release of Windows95. Upon starting up my brand new Windows95 machine back in 1996 the first icon I saw in the upper left corner of the screen was labeled “My Computer”. Beneath that was “My Network Neighborhood”. Great. Windows95 was a welcome upgrade from Windows 3.1 but now Microsoft seemed intent on turning my desktop into something out of Sesame Street. Is there any reason these items couldn’t simply be called “Computer”, “Network Neighborhood”, and “Document”? Does it really make the system that much easier to use by saying it’s “My” computer? Plus, what if I’m happen to be sitting at someone else’s computer. Then it’s not really mine is it? It would be more correct to all of the potential users of a machine for the icon to be labeled something like “Bob’s Computer”.
It wasn’t too long before I figured out how to rename these little icons. Now it was possible to have a desktop that didn’t insult my intelligence. I could pick something more mature sounding like “System”, “Root”, or “Machine”. Better yet, I could try to be cute and name it something like “Not Your Computer”, “This Computer Belongs To Michael”, or “Horribly Slow Piece of Crap That My Company Won’t Upgrade Because They’re Cheap”.
Side Note: I actually tried to intentionally overheat my CPU once by disabling the fan on my horribly slow computer. I figured that would guarantee me getting a new machine but the uncooled CPU kept on working! I guess I should have overclocked it also. Oh well.
Do you know how hard it is to rename the “My Documents” folder and have that change be reflected in every area of the system? It’s impossible. No matter how hard you try some file open dialog somewhere will still show you a “My Documents” folder.
Things only got worse as time went on. Now we have “My Pictures” and “My Music”. I don’t use the Microsoft movie editing application but if I did I’m sure there would be a “My Movies” folder sitting in “My Documents”. And the operating system is very insistent that you have a “My Pictures” folder. Have you ever tried renaming or deleting this folder in Windows98? I tried but it kept coming back! I eventually gave up and resigned myself to the fact that I would always have a “My Pictures” directory that sits empty on my hard drive. Windows XP seems to take renaming these folders a little better. However, they still show up with the “My” prefix in certain circumstances.
Microsoft isn’t the only offender. Other companies are now joining the “My” bandwagon. I recently had to install Stuffit Expander for Windows and it automatically created a “My Archives” folder. I didn’t ask for this! I don’t want this folder and I certainly don’t need it. So I delete it. Yet, every single time I open a .sit file with Stuffit Expander this directory is recreated for me! Does that count as virus-like behavior or not? Does anyone know of any alternatives to Stuffit Expander?
Adobe is another culprit. Upon installing Acrobat 5.x I noticed a “My Portable Documents” folder. What?! Who in the world would use this? I’ll bet that even the employees at Adobe don’t put all of their PDF files under one folder. I have many PDF files on my system but all of my document files are organized based on their subject matter, not file type. This is absolutely ridiculous! At least this folder stayed gone when I deleted it.
I remember the days when an application would ask you if it was okay to create directories like this. Now, in the effort to be more user-friendly, software makers just assume that you’ll want a directory just to store files of their file type. Slowly but surely, the control we used to have over our own computers is being taken away by software companies who will do anything for market share.
Maybe next time I’ll rant about competing applications stealing file associations from each other. Or utility applications that assume they are so central to your everyday computing life that they install a system tray icon for you.
Until next time…